Who Is Griz

Who is Griz?

Posted in Who Is Griz on March 21st, 2011 by Griz – Be the first to comment

I think that anyone that physically drives within 5 feet of you while you are fixing a flat, and doesn’t even offer a token “is everything alright”, should get gonorrhea of the eyeballs.

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Who is Griz?

Posted in Who Is Griz on February 28th, 2011 by Griz – Be the first to comment

I think it should be legal to beat the shit out of any driver (male or female) if (a) they at the very least cause you to have to brake hard enough to slide your tires, and (b) you can catch them.
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Who is Griz?

Posted in Who Is Griz on February 17th, 2011 by Griz – Be the first to comment

I think that if ugly girls knew the “male prison” mentality that surrounds most shop rides, there would be a lot of women specific road bikes sold.

Who is Griz?

Posted in Who Is Griz on February 10th, 2011 by Griz – Be the first to comment

I’d drop the Hulk Hogan big leg on a new born baby if it would magically make all of this snow go away so I could ride.

Who is Griz? #3

Posted in Who Is Griz on November 2nd, 2010 by Angry Bike Guys – Be the first to comment

I think next time I’m talking to a girl while wearing my bib shorts I hope she accidentally looks down because I want the chance to say, “Ah hem, my face is up here.”

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Who is Griz? #2

Posted in Who Is Griz on October 26th, 2010 by Angry Bike Guys – Be the first to comment

I think if Freddie Mercury of Queen was in to chicks at all he wouldn’t of told the fat bottomed girls to get on their bikes and ride.

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Who is Griz?

Posted in Who Is Griz on October 26th, 2010 by Angry Bike Guys – Be the first to comment

Well Angry Bike People, here’s my new little dealie. Dip your little piggies in to Lake Griz. Its all short thoughts in my vernacular. Some might become stories some won’t. Rock on.

I don’t go for long bike rides and then go to strip clubs cuz I most likely won’t get a boner when I get a lap dance from my saddle repeatedly taint punchin’ me and a lap dance without a hard on is a waste of cash.

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