Hi Greg, this is your uncle. This is your uncle Ron…

Contatdor tested positive. Big fucking deal. We all knew it was coming. They’ll strip him of his Tour win, suspend him, and Riis is going to cry like a little bitch because his team is toast for next year.

Those guys to me, ehhh, whatever. Greg Lemond on the other hand? FUCK YOU!!! Will you please go the fuck away. What, no one else was supposed to win the TdF after you did? Now you crusade to find everyone guilty of doping? You must not be getting laid enough because even Bernard Hinault just goes about his day, maybe shooting out a 2 line comment and then moving on.

You don’t give a fuck about cleaning up cycling. If you wanted to clean up cycling you’d praise the clean guys now and work with the up and coming guys. The guys that are doping now and doped before, they’re already on that path. You just want to chase the past. You know what happens when you spend a shitload of time looking to the past? The fucking future slips by. Changing the future can make a difference. Remember Whitney Houston said the children are our future?

You just want to go down as the best cyclist ever. Well you know what you aren’t even close. Plus you’re fat now. Go fuck yourself. I hope somehow you read this.


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